The smog salesman
All hail the smog salesman in his flashy suit, proud peddler of life-saving soot that can turn a regular handkerchief into a blacked out parachute.
Bringing chaos in the respirators of global warming deniers caught snogging an asparagus as he floats in his gravity-defying smoking apparatus.
A non believer in space, rejoicing as his fogged up demeanor is all going to waste like of a shiver delivered in haste. So is this how raw liver tastes?