Archibald Blondinet

Surrealist writer and illustrator

Recent creations

Hello routine

Hello routine, beautiful stranger with a lisp, guiding light of the comfort drones nesting in the outgrowth of flesh in the ear of a wrestler with seven hands. Hello routine,...


Blue facades in the sweltering heat, young devouts peppering waves with a spoonful of manganese. Please be courteous at the eerie gate, out goes the merry fire, a waterproof sponge...

Monday keyboard wizardy series

Monday Keyboard Wizardry is series of texts based on words generated by trace typing at random, cleansing the gibberish and then connecting the remaining bits with a touch of wizardry....

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In a few words

Archibald Blondinet, product of an immaculate conception, is a disgruntled surrealist writer and illustrator with a multi-faceted split personality known by most ventriloquists for tormenting the sensical part of the brain with the whimsical precision of an epileptic mongoose hoping from tree to tree.


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