Cactus among cacti
Marvel at this benevolent cactus snoozing among the tightly screwed cacti until he eventually remembers the absolute value of pi.
Selflessly holding on to the last inflatable E for a lack of a better I, ready for when the rest of the vowels emigrate to merrier plains to die.
Cheer up old chap it’s not time to sigh, life is botanically beautiful on a tamed baguette that believes it can fly. Enjoy it to the last crumb, go on bake some pie.