Tag: English

We celebrate our dystrophy in the spoken words hurled by the placid purveyor of mercury, trapped in a vacant heaven. Marvel at the pride we take in beautifying an ageing pro-abortion antagonist, perfecting its future on a paper plane. Clutching a mean trophy, we set out on a journey of assault and battery within a…

Published on Medium every Monday for ten days, Monday Keyboard Wizardry was an experimental series created through trace typing at random and rearranging the resulting gibberish with a touch of wizardry. Read on Medium

Escaping from the safety belts and poisoned darts, moonlighting off a rusty pier leading to a troubled past, he reminisces about his solitary days of cow-tipping and gnome-throwing. He, who once fondled the lip-syncing spuds, now aims at the garniture sprucing up the spiffy sods. What else could he do with his deflated spear? Perhaps…