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Dance with a midget strawberry imitating the loud bang of a five-day heist, as it turns your most distant past into your darkest sitcom in an instant. It makes no difference to us, as long as you slurp our noodles. Disinherit your eldest thunderstorm and feed off its sand clock, like a viper drinking its…

Adamant that a friendly game of curling could settle all spatiotemporal rivalries, a pacifying gunslinger, halfway through a leap of faith, wondered whether the most enjoyable symptoms always paved the way for a venereal disease. He was, after all, battling with the lemons and poppy seeds of a prolonged existential identity crisis. After half-baking his…